July 23rd, 2004

Subject: memorable quotes Time: 01:02 am

don't let anyone tell you that you have bad hair. ever. instead, try one of these fool proof (60% of the time it works everytime) comebacks. enjoy. "you're a real hooker, i'm going to slap you in public" "i didn't know the salvation army was having a sale" "i'm going to shoot you with a BBgun when youre not looking. Yep right in the back of the neck" "where'd you get that suit? the toilet store?" --anchorman

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July 10th, 2004

Subject: cursed pickle jar Time: 12:44 pm

there's a time in everyone's life when one's karma redeems themselves. For me, it was in the form of a pickle jar. I purposely broke a wine glass outside then cut my thumb trying to open a pickle jar. Later, I, again purposely, smashed a picture and yesterday I tried to close the door but I did it to hard and put my hand through the glass part. The moral of the story: try not to be an idiot.

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June 20th, 2004

Time: 11:30 pm

phew..... sitting around all day is tough. Well I did have my last home instruction with Monsieur Murray. We did some catcher in the rye and I offered a game of monopoly, but was politely refused with a chuckle. I swear that I did not sleep more than 12 hours today and I think I'll try to make a habit of that.

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